2017 Jan 14, 6:38
2017 Jan 13, 12:54
Free startup idea: Legally binding "but you have to survive a night in a haunted house" clauses and infrastructure for hillarious wills.
2016 Dec 10, 10:07
Seems like
@pushalotapp isn't on the Microsoft Store anymore? Will it come back?
2016 Dec 7, 10:04
@ericlaw that is a solid lock. Not getting through that lock!
2016 Dec 7, 5:30 2016 Dec 7, 2:19 2016 Dec 6, 8:45 2016 Dec 6, 2:30 2016 Dec 5, 5:52
@davatron5000 I have a C:\users\dave\bin path I've added to my PATHS
2016 Dec 4, 3:47
Astounding realization during Westworld finale: My wife doesn't care that I can identify all the Radiohead cover titles played on Westworld.
2016 Dec 4, 2:26
Oh just realized Trevor, Simon, and Rebus are all the same person. Awesome. Assuming
@StevenOgg isn't a robot
2016 Dec 4, 9:30
@AGoldmund Its my morning two minute hate. And then again around lunch time. And also just whenever.
2016 Dec 2, 2:07 2016 Nov 30, 1:51
Dear gym shower user, Your shower curtain is not just about you. Please close it while showering. Thanks. Sincerely, Everyone else
2016 Nov 30, 1:16
Twitter is 1984 two minutes hate
2016 Nov 28, 10:07 2016 Nov 28, 6:19 2016 Nov 20, 10:41 2016 Nov 20, 2:47 2016 Nov 18, 4:11
@PA_Megacorp I read the title as Couchomancy and imagined a necromancer that summons couches. No one steal my new YA fantasy
novel idea pls
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