2015 Dec 27, 10:36
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(to lady with magic marker checking my Costco receipt) AM I BEING DETAINED
2015 Dec 25, 1:21 2015 Dec 24, 5:53
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Playing Guess Who with 4yo. First turn after explaining rules: "Daddy did you pick the
birthday cake, like I did?"
2015 Dec 23, 9:23
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Doctor Who rerun on after watching Jessica Jones. The Doctor suddenly seems so
sinister. Don't read the psychic paper!
2015 Dec 23, 7:28
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Does the NSA actually hack anybody, or do they just make PowerPoint presentations
2015 Dec 22, 7:08 2015 Dec 21, 10:09 2015 Dec 21, 7:02 2015 Dec 21, 6:57
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Scroll starts "STAR WARS EPISODE VII..." Leans over and whispers "What happened in the
other movies?"
2015 Dec 21, 5:26 2015 Dec 20, 11:35 2015 Dec 20, 11:32 2015 Dec 19, 5:41 2015 Dec 14, 12:28 2015 Dec 13, 2:34
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Imagine a world where FBI director Comey talked about guns the way he talks about cryptography
2015 Dec 12, 6:22 2015 Dec 11, 3:14 2015 Dec 10, 9:29 2015 Dec 10, 12:26 
(to lady with magic marker checking my Costco receipt) AM I BEING DETAINED
After destroying a giant monster you must help clean up after the collateral damage.
Does the NSA actually hack anybody, or do they just make PowerPoint presentations
I want users to win. I want the web to win, and I want to make life
harder for bad guys every day. My next role: 
Florida man addicted to PAC 
"This is the kind of vulnerability that makes applied cryptographers cry tears of joy."
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Succinct explanation of the Dual EC travesty as realized in the Juniper
debacle.
My Christmas gift to the internet is these Where's Waldo pictures with Waldo
photoshopped out 
Here's an elaboration of that last thought. Mathematicians are insane. Q.E.D.
Imagine a world where FBI director Comey talked about guns the way he talks about cryptography
Replay attacks against HTTPS - 
Diversity and equality in the tech industry? Sign me up! I have
capacity to mentor people who are minorities in tech 
Venus fly trap in a googly-eyed Santa Claus costume 
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