hat page 7 - Dave's Blog

Harris' Phone/Foam Corner is one of the best part of #ComedyBangBang. http://youtu.be/AweVgPJhVFQ  #RIPHarrisWittels

"hey, is that a new Lenovo laptop you've got there?" "well, sort of. it's pre-owned." #superfish

Issues with "be liberal in what you accept": "@manisha72617183: Because JavaScript! pic.twitter.com/CPCg6xxulF"

Historical note for #mshtml is that cells did Excel style col/row indexing. Either single A7, or range A7:C12, Try it http://jsfiddle.net/16xcvwag/1/ 

want to live the experience of a non-technical user? watch someone narrate what they think an ssl warning is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngCIU7b5j-M …

petition to officially change the spelling of "false" to "fals" so that it has the same number of letters as "true"

npr:

The jobs picture has changed profoundly since the 1970s. This map shows how that has played out across the country.

Map: The Most Common Job In Every State

Source: IPUMS-CPS/ University Of Minnesota
Credit: Quoctrung Bui/NPR

npr:

The jobs picture has changed profoundly since the 1970s. This map shows how that has played out across the country.

Map: The Most Common Job In Every State

Source: IPUMS-CPS/ University Of Minnesota
Credit: Quoctrung Bui/NPR

Presently enjoying Ghost in the Shell Arise. Only somewhat confused hearing voices of old Major and Piccolo out of different characters

Ross: Attorney built on IBM's Watson http://www.poweredbyross.com/  Can Ross legally practice law? We'd have to research that... Let's ask Ross

Peter Bright        ✔ @DrPizza :
http://fat.gfycat.com/ShadowyUnimportantHorsefly.gif … <- my reaction when there are new hats.

The Doctor.

The Doctor.

David Risney @David_Risney :
Made my first Plated meal. The end of the instructions ask me to tweet a photo of the meal I've made. Do they know what they're asking for?

[NPC] Randi Harper @freebsdgirl :
If there is one thing movies have taught me, it's that hacking the Gibson requires accessorizing. pic.twitter.com/Q9VcXmGzLn

Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright :
Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.

David Risney @David_Risney :
Egg toy unboxing youtube videos made millions via advertising. My 3yo is already ahead of me on what's hip. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/youtube-s-highest-paid-star-is-a-woman-who-unboxes-disney-toys-062606350.html …

Yandere Boyfriend LC @lunarcicadas :
when did monsters that live under your bed start writing clickbait articles pic.twitter.com/Fwsqh8gcBH

Yandere Boyfriend LC @sharkfucker96 :
when did monsters that live under your bed start writing clickbait articles pic.twitter.com/Fwsqh8gcBH

As the title suggests, spoilers for The Interview follow.

Towards the end of the movie, after Dave Skylark is shot, he miraculously has a bullet proof vest, blows up Kim Jong-un, finds a random tunnel and is picked up by Seal Team Six. These are the same details of the unbelievable scenario that Dave Skylark describes to Agent Lacey at the beginning of the movie.

This isn't a coincidence. Everything after Dave is shot is his fantasizing about how things should have gone as he dies in the interview chair. Unsurprisingly his fantasy closely matches his original ridiculous thoughts about how he would assassinate and escape.

This is similar to movies like Brazil in which the later fourth of the movie is the main character’s romantic fantasy as he is tortured and killed in real life. Or Total Recall where the end of the movie matches the description of the memories that the main character will have implanted at the beginning.

Its safe to assume that after Dave is killed, Aaron and Sook are captured and also killed.