This looks like something from @TheOnion.
It’s from @MSNBC. This really happened. pic.twitter.com/nHQhgKfv3g
Man Can’t Believe Obama Would Use Tragedy To Push Anti-Tragedy Agenda http://www.theonion.com/r/51455 via @theonion
Just be retweeting this every couple weeks. "‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only
Nation Where This Regularly Happens" http://www.theonion.com/r/51444
Onion's Strongside/Weakside Ronda Rousey: "Has fewer than five minutes of fighting
experience in UFC" http://www.theonion.com/r/51040
Top Story: Ticketed Motorist Pointing Finger Just The Green Light Cop Needed http://onion.com/1LMi9JY pic.twitter.com/uB245nVu5x
"We’ll be able to systematically deceive investors in the time it
takes to press a button." http://onion.com/18fgr3J pic.twitter.com/8E8QiIk5m6
New Premium Uber Service Lets Users Commandeer Any Car http://onion.com/1DYe4vS pic.twitter.com/6tLHOHz48t
David Risney
@David_Risney :Not The Onion subreddit is for real stories that sound like The Onion articles. This is a compilation of those stories into a page that looks like The Onion.
This sounds like an Onion article but is actually a real article on NOAA’s website describing why we can’t use nukes to destroy tropical storms. This in the frequently asked questions.
Awwww
“Staff writer J.O. Rolston’s Jan. 28 feature “Swing Set,” about swing revivalists Squirrel Nut Zippers, was mistakenly written in 2012. He meant to write it in 1997. The Onion regrets the error.”
I like Squirrel Nut Zippers…
Why do I want to move my blog to HTTPS + optional Onion? Because my Mobile ISP
transparently MITMs all HTTP: 
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