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Retweet of AlecMuffett

2016 Jan 1, 10:04
Why do I want to move my blog to HTTPS + optional Onion? Because my Mobile ISP transparently MITMs all HTTP: pic.twitter.com/JII79lzQvx
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Retweet of TheOnion

2015 Dec 30, 1:00
"We present it to you with the utmost respect and deference." http://onion.com/1NVUlBC  pic.twitter.com/NPQQA8GsoO
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Tweet from David_Risney

2015 Nov 10, 3:18
CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://www.theonion.com/article/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-highlighters-all-1848 …
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Retweet of rustymk2

2015 Oct 23, 5:51
This looks like something from @TheOnion. It’s from @MSNBC. This really happened. pic.twitter.com/nHQhgKfv3g
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Retweet of crampell

2015 Oct 2, 12:54
Man Can’t Believe Obama Would Use Tragedy To Push Anti-Tragedy Agenda http://www.theonion.com/r/51455  via @theonion
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Tweet from David_Risney

2015 Oct 1, 5:50
Just be retweeting this every couple weeks. "‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" http://www.theonion.com/r/51444 
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Tweet from David_Risney

2015 Aug 6, 9:56
Onion's Strongside/Weakside Ronda Rousey: "Has fewer than five minutes of fighting experience in UFC" http://www.theonion.com/r/51040 
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Retweet of TheOnion

2015 Jul 26, 2:30
Top Story: Ticketed Motorist Pointing Finger Just The Green Light Cop Needed http://onion.com/1LMi9JY  pic.twitter.com/uB245nVu5x
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Retweet of TheOnion

2015 Mar 11, 9:58
"We’ll be able to systematically deceive investors in the time it takes to press a button." http://onion.com/18fgr3J  pic.twitter.com/8E8QiIk5m6
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Retweet of TheOnion

2015 Mar 9, 12:11
How Cable Companies Plan To Fight Cord Cutting http://onion.com/1aXT9RD  pic.twitter.com/1e2qYRFCMN
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Retweet of TheOnion

2015 Feb 8, 9:00
New Premium Uber Service Lets Users Commandeer Any Car http://onion.com/1DYe4vS  pic.twitter.com/6tLHOHz48t
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Retweet of ericlaw

2015 Feb 1, 6:02
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fingerprints-on-lombardi-trophy-to-be-used-in-doze,37899/ …
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David_Risney: The Onion called it 2yrs ago: plans to launch video-on-demand service

2015 Jan 20, 1:29
David Risney @David_Risney :
The Onion called it 2yrs ago: http://Overstock.com  plans to launch video-on-demand service http://tmblr.co/ZykYww1bCzBoP 
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Sadly, this is not The Onion

2013 Feb 28, 3:02

Not The Onion subreddit is for real stories that sound like The Onion articles. This is a compilation of those stories into a page that looks like The Onion.

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NOAA FAQ - "Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?"

2012 Nov 5, 5:28

This sounds like an Onion article but is actually a real article on NOAA’s website describing why we can’t use nukes to destroy tropical storms. This in the frequently asked questions.

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Corrections: Squirrel Nut Zippers

2012 Feb 15, 5:11

Awwww

Staff writer J.O. Rolston’s Jan. 28 feature “Swing Set,” about swing revivalists Squirrel Nut Zippers, was mistakenly written in 2012. He meant to write it in 1997. The Onion regrets the error.”

I like Squirrel Nut Zippers…

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Biden Minimizes Browser Window Every Time Obama Walks By

2011 Nov 17, 12:38PermalinkCommentshumor government obama biden onion

Saudi Arabian King To Populace: 'Don't Even Think About It' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

2011 Feb 23, 2:13'The king then widened his eyes, paused, and added, "No."'PermalinkCommentsnews humor egypt libya saudi-arabia onion

New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

2010 Dec 27, 2:38"I feel a strong urge to purchase the new device. Owning the new device will please me and improve my daily life."PermalinkCommentsnews humor onion

Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

2010 Sep 8, 4:11Unfortunately it looks like TheGoogle.com is not available...PermalinkCommentshumor google search technical
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