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paulftompkins: molly23: Thank you for that, IMDb. Thank YOU,...

2012 Mar 5, 8:27


paulftompkins:

molly23:

Thank you for that, IMDb.

Thank YOU, Molly.
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areasofmyexpertise: I can’t believe the dumb TED conference...

2012 Mar 5, 8:25


areasofmyexpertise:

I can’t believe the dumb TED conference made me miss seeing prominent Ragnarok denier Eliott Kalan being sprayed by with seltzer by Jon Stewart. 

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Star Trek: TNG Season 8 illustration has us longing for more [Star Trek]

2012 Mar 5, 3:17

Fictional plot summaries of TNG S8 episodes.    Like:

  • Q’s back: he’s wearing scuba gear and needs Picard’s help dumping his girlfriend. Barclay accidentally locks himself outside the ship.
  • Geordie and Data nurse a space bird back to health, and are sad when they have to release it. Picard is trapped in a turbolift with a baby.
  • Starfleet sends a cantankerous admiral to boss around Picard during delicate peace talks. Data seems to have mastered bragging.
  • Riker’s ex-girlfriend arrives and dies, leaving behind a pile of glowing dust and a mystery. Picard is trapped on a turbolift with a horse.
  • A planet of suspicious docents abduct Riker for their museum of amazing men. Geordi and Data are too excited to sleep at their sleepover.
  • Picard is trapped inside a sentient turbolift. A clip show highlights the most memorable “Picard is trapped on a turbolift” moments.
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Nightlinez - with Special Guests “Pete & Pete”...

2012 Mar 2, 4:46


Nightlinez - with Special Guests “Pete & Pete” (by manboobscomedy)

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paulftompkins: shahruz: Promo on IFC for the upcoming Comedy...

2012 Feb 29, 10:13
[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

paulftompkins:

shahruz:

Promo on IFC for the upcoming Comedy Bang Bang TV show!!!

BE EXCITED.

I am excited Paul.

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Super Mario Bloco em Santa! (by only4crap) Also, great...

2012 Feb 28, 7:20


Super Mario Bloco em Santa! (by only4crap)

Also, great BoingBoing comment:

beemohCollapse

The slow pace of the initial march and the placards makes it look more like an Occupy World 1-1 protest march.

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Minimal Mac: TV Is Broken

2012 Feb 27, 1:58

minimalmac:

I say all of this to set up the fact that Beatrix has little idea of how traditional TV works and seeing her first real exposure to it was enlightening to say the least.

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Grace Hopper on Letterman! (by cistheta2007)

2012 Feb 27, 1:25


Grace Hopper on Letterman! (by cistheta2007)

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Anecdote on software usability. FTA: “… and suddenly...

2012 Feb 24, 5:24


Anecdote on software usability. FTA: “… and suddenly realized that it was a perfectly ordinary whiteboard felt-tip pen. The headwaiter just draw an ”X” over their booking, directly on the computer screen!”

(via “What’s the waiter doing with the computer screen?” (javlaskitsystem.se))

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(via School of Fail: Technically Not Inaccurate.)

2012 Feb 24, 5:22


(via School of Fail: Technically Not Inaccurate.)

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How Bots Seized Control of My Pricing Strategy (bueno.org)

2012 Feb 22, 6:54

Automated authors writing books and automated middle men trying to sell over priced books at a profit. The author of the blog post claims to be human, but I’m not so sure.

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Using CSS without HTML (mathiasbynens.be)

2012 Feb 20, 6:11

Implied HTML elements, CSS before/after content, and the link HTTP header combines to make a document that displays something despite having a 0 byte HTML file.  Demo only in Opera/FireFox due to link HTTP header support.

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How Target Figured Out A Teen Girl Was Pregnant Before Her Father Did (forbes.com)

2012 Feb 17, 12:17

What Target discovered fairly quickly is that it creeped people out that the company knew about their pregnancies in advance.

“If we send someone a catalog and say, ‘Congratulations on your first child!’ and they’ve never told us they’re pregnant, that’s going to make some people uncomfortable,” Pole told me. “We are very conservative about compliance with all privacy laws. But even if you’re following the law, you can do things where people get queasy.”

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What a cool idea! (via Mad Science Monday: Never Visit The...

2012 Feb 16, 5:43


What a cool idea!

(via Mad Science Monday: Never Visit The Dentist Again)

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(via Taxi-window sticker: our security stinks and your credit...

2012 Feb 15, 5:14


(via Taxi-window sticker: our security stinks and your credit card will be sniffed)

Don’t you have to meet some minimum security requirements to process credit card transactions?

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Corrections: Squirrel Nut Zippers

2012 Feb 15, 5:11

Awwww

Staff writer J.O. Rolston’s Jan. 28 feature “Swing Set,” about swing revivalists Squirrel Nut Zippers, was mistakenly written in 2012. He meant to write it in 1997. The Onion regrets the error.”

I like Squirrel Nut Zippers…

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Awesome faux trailer for Psychonauts as Inception. Wish I had...

2012 Feb 14, 8:58


Awesome faux trailer for Psychonauts as Inception. Wish I had made the connection before - there’s a ton of overlap.

INCEPTIONAUTS (by FineLeatherJackets)

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Blackmail DRM - Stolen Thoughts

2012 Feb 13, 4:00

Most existing DRM attempts to only allow the user to access the DRM'ed content with particular applications or with particular credentials so that if the file is shared it won't be useful to others. A better solution is to encode any of the user's horrible secrets into unique versions of the DRM'ed content so that the user won't want to share it. Entangle the users and the content provider's secrets together in one document and accordingly their interests. I call this Blackmail DRM. For an implementation it is important to point out that the user's horrible secret doesn't need to be verified as accurate, but merely verified as believable.

Apparently I need to get these blog posts written faster because only recently I read about Social DRM which is a light weight version of my idea but with a misleading name. Instead of horrible secrets, they say they'll use personal information like the user's name in the DRM'ed content. More of my thoughts stolen and before I even had a chance to think of it first!

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More humor next trailer? (via Coming Distractions: Trailer:...

2012 Feb 13, 2:01


More humor next trailer? (via Coming Distractions: Trailer: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)

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Kickstarter's exciting 24 hours

2012 Feb 10, 8:51

“Two million-dollar projects, a major political speech involving Kickstarter, an amazing band launching a project for a comeback 20 years in the making… the list goes on. Here’s a minute-by-minute breakdown of the day’s events.”

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